No TV!!! No moist towelettes, no English magazines or periodicals, but most of all...No TV! Dan questions Peter earlier in the day, "Hey, I wonder what they are going to show on the airplane?"
Peter responds, "Hmm, well, what came out before spiderman? Ohh, well schmeh, it'll probably end up being something like music and lyrics..." Bingo. Hugh Grant hip thrusting all movie. All i could think of doing in an attempt to put the horrible conditions of the airline behind me was to recite the various lines of Borat over and over again. "You see, My Brother Billo...He is Retard..." ...time passes... "Do you want to be my boyfriend?"
Very nice!
Dan's Food Column: Never have I been so disgusted in my life with the swill placed before me on an airplane. Just look at this garbage. Beef with beef sauce with Uncle Ben's rice!
This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs.
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Well, just think, Dan, you get to do it all over again in a month! Hey, maybe they'll even have the same move again! = D I thought you loved Hugh Grant!
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